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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"
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"I slept with a girl the other day, she called me daddy. I guess I have a Freudian prick"
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"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"
"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."
"What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers? Bernie Sanders."
"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"
"LinkedIn Bans Prostitutes And Escorts! I wasn't even aware this service was available on LinkedIn. Why am I always late to the party?"
"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"
"Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park."