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Joke of the Day

"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"

"How to you circumcise a catholic boy? Kick the priest in the jaw!"

"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."

"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"

"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"I don't get why kids hate me... ... I mean the sex isn't that bad."

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."

"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."