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Joke of the Day
"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."
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"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."
"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."
"Things I hate 1. haters 2. r/jokes 3. lists"
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
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"Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less."
"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."