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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."

"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."

"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"

"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."

"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."

"Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes."

"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."

"Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists""."

"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""

"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."