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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."
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"What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? The Wheelchair."
"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"
"When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"What do call a girl that eats pastries while browsing the internet? Eclair."
"New on NBC.... A buddy cop drama starring a mentally challenged detective and his Native American partner. They're gonna call it Tard and Feathered."
"What did Batman say at the deli? Got ham?"
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting."
"What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called? Fruity Pebble.."