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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."

"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"

"How could I forget, mate? At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: ""I am a country member!"" and the other said: ""Oh, I remember!"""

"Why are giraffes so tall? Because cheetahs are faster."

"Disneyland fires employee for wearing Muslim hajib. Surely, they could've moved her to the Aladdin ride."

"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"

"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."

"I can't get into Breaking Bad because I have trouble remembering all the little facts. For example: the name of Walter's boss at the car wash. I just need to stop getting Bogdan in the details."

"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."

"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."