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Joke of the Day

"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."

"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."

"What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin."

"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"

"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."

"So much negative, Wars, terrorism, climate disruption, political corruption.......Kardashians........ At least Charlie Sheen is positive."

"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"