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Joke of the Day

"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"

"What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."

"My ex's ex and my left hand are dating."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his spine. (no hate Intended It's just funny)"

"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."

"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is ""having a baby."" #lame"

"Does killing time damage eternity?"

"I was hitting the random button at the top what are the chances of getting ""Ask Reddit"" 10 times in a row?"