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Joke of the Day

"I was hitting the random button at the top what are the chances of getting ""Ask Reddit"" 10 times in a row?"

"It's not true that all black people are mistreated in America Some black people are mistreated in other countries."

"Slogan idea for a Braille company Loads of high quality Braille products, many of which you've never seen before!"

"Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It's called ""One More Thyme"""

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot, what're you racist?"

"Why does the corn hate the farmer? Because he picks his ears!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"

"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."

"I keep ringing Screwfix... .. To this day they still insist they're not a matchmaking agency!"

"Welcome to The News. Tonight's top story: you know that thing you love? It's terrible and you're terrible. Thanks,"