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Joke of the Day

"I was hitting the random button at the top what are the chances of getting ""Ask Reddit"" 10 times in a row?"

"Did you hear about the Hunger Games character who got eaten alive in the Middle East? Poor Peeta..."

"When I watch an '80s movie I can't help but think about how all those malls are dead now."

"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."

"*sees neighbor put his garbage in our trash can* ME: *goes to find hub* ""You know what makes me mad?"" HUB: *points to self*"

"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."

"I was told my $750 iPhone would improve the quality of my phone calls, but my family keeps calling telling me the same shit."

"Aliens must know that we're an easily conquerable race if they've ever seen us try to cancel a printer job."

"There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers."

"Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it."