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Joke of the Day

"My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is ""having a baby."" #lame"

"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"

"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."

"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"

"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."

"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"

"A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately"""