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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."
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"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."
"Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet, 250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner."
"What goes down and never comes up My ego"
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"
"Use fire extinguisher in case a Politician catches fire Use it to batter him to death."
"Justin Bieber has found Jesus which means that Jesus is really great at a lot of things but hiding is not one of them."
"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."
"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."
"(All credit goes to my 4 year old niece) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles!"