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Joke of the Day
"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."
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"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."
"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."
"Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas."
"My Mum saw me naked this morning Guess now she knows what she's getting for Christmas."
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
"You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams."
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"
"I treat you like a son But you treat me like a son of a bitch! Made me laugh for 5 mins when I heard it lol"
"That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me. It said ""This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures."""