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Joke of the Day

"Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"Cute guy: Can I pet your dog? Me: (several blocks later) I have soft hair too. :("

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wouldn't steal it."

"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."

"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."

"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."

"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"

"What does soylent green taste like? It varies from person to person."

"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"