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Joke of the Day
"What does soylent green taste like? It varies from person to person."
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"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."
"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."
"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""
"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""
"Did you hear about the guy who's making ""Colostomy Bag Pipes"" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit."
"Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts."
"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"
"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs."