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Joke of the Day
"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"
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"she left me for good. what am i suposed to do now? ""...there ar plenty of fish in the sea"" OK DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONA DATE A FISH"
"Your momma is like a shotgun... Two cocks and she's loaded"
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."
"What do you call a pig that votes? Polled pork."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"
"When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."
"So my girlfriend caught me... My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my penis. She asked, ""what the hell are you doing?!"" Apparently ""heating up your dinner"" wasn't the right answer."
"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."