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Joke of the Day
"Office Theft Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
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"Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked."
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"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."
"Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides ""awake"""
"Women who bleach their mustaches, clearly don't understand the problem with mustaches."
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