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"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"
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"If a cougar is a woman who likes younger boys... then a man who likes younger boys must be a Nittany lion!"
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask them what period is this from."
"How did the hipster break his neck? He jump off the diving board before it was pool."
"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."
"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"
"Russian jokes time"
"What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."
"Laughed hysterically and said ""Oh yes, please do"" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him."