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Joke of the Day
"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."
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"I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts."
"What Are Donald Trump's favorite kind of nuts? Wall nuts."
"How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking.... JK Rowling"
"My favorite Kardashian is the one who dies first."
"Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time."
"What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job? Ovary Enthusiastic"
"If you don't react when the Dr. hits your knee with the mallet, the Hippocratic Oath says he has to kill you with a shotgun right then."
"What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama"