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Joke of the Day

"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."

"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"21st century divorce: I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password."

"Who the hell decided to say ""No Butt Sex"" Instead of Ignoranus"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"

"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny."

"I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why."

"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"