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Joke of the Day
"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."
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"I asked my mate what he wanted for dinner He said he fancies a Chinese. I said I didn't ask you about your love life I asked what you wanted to eat."
"The #NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: ""Got a new joke for you."" NSA: ""Heard it."""
"I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer."
"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause."
"How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!"
"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"
"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"