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Joke of the Day

"My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person."

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can just wash her crack and use it again"

"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"There's a new holiday in Russia called ""National Sobriety Day"" People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it."

"I don't have a drinking problem, if anything I'm too damn good at it."

"Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom."

"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."