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Joke of the Day

"My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person."

"We need to protect this country! The U.S. needs to stop these Chinese terrorists from crossing the border and spreading Ebola!"

"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"""Anyway it was lovely to meet you!"" - Translation: Off you go!"

"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."

"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."

"Did you hear about the fight at the homeless camp yesterday? It was in tents."

"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."

"WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh) I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head."