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Joke of the Day

"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."

"Wanna hear a joke? My fucking grades after my midterms."

"Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card."

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake."

"Plot twist Standing next to my stalkers bed watching him sleep"

"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."

"2 men walk into a bar One says ouch!"