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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I was cleaning my phone screen and accidentally took 37 selfies."
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"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."
"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"
"What's grey beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !"
"What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage."
"[Barber gets out a small mirror to show an owl the back of its head] Owl: No I got it *rotates* Owl: Wait where'd it- *rotates* Owl: Ok help"
"What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad."
"My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home."
"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."
"What word that begins with ""N"" and ends with ""R"" do you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"