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Joke of the Day
"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."
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"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."
"Why was the Ethiopian baby crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."
"Turkish fundraising dinner Donor Kebab"
"What is a surfer guy's favorite horror movie? Saw duude!"
"Gotta elect a billionaire President in 2012, 'cause rich white guys just aren't getting their voices heard in DC."
"[first day as a soldier] Army guy: we deploy at 04:00hrs Me: where we going? Army guy: to war, soldier Me [setting alarm for 10am]: enjoy"
"When your girlfriend says ""I love you"" reply with ""I love you more!"" Because relationships are competitions that must be won."
"[nabisco hq] ""Wheat Thins sales are down we need ideas"" *raises hand* ""anyone else?"" ... ... ""ok Dan, but I swear to god if u say-"" Wheat Thicks"
"Every time a woman takes off something she looks better, but every time a man takes off something he looks worse."