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Joke of the Day

"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."

"How do you make a Welshman fall asleep? Ask him how much sex he's had in his lifetime."

"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"

"I'm glad Pitbull always announces his name right away so I know when to turn the radio off."

"No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up."

"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"Dad rocks,son shocked! Son - ""Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad - ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""

"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."