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Joke of the Day

"The only two things I hate are Racism and The Portuguese"

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"

"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"

"So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked."

"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"

"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver"

"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"You can chew on the end of the pencil But you can't erase the tooth."

"The ""Selfie"" sorority girls Gave there tickets to the less fortunate...I'm my book that makes them charitable women and not very selfie at all"