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Joke of the Day
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver"
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"My friends ask me why I play soccer even though I'm not very good at it. just for kicks"
"The Indian food market My buddy asked me if I wanted to get lunch with him at the new Indian food market and I said namaste (nah... ima stay)"
"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"
"My university offers sex education lessons.... Guess I should sign up for intercouses."
"noooo lost a drinking game guess i have to drink this alcohol i paid for with full intention of consuming"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar.. One says to the other: ""I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks in there."""
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."
"Hi, my name is Ivanna.. Hi, My Name Is Ivanna Humpalot!"