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Joke of the Day
"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"
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"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"
"My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn."
"Children Are Hereditary Children are hereditary... if your parents were not able to have any children, chances are you won't be able to either."
"When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people."
"What did the human call the bee after it stung him? An ass hole"
"Going to a Kenny G concert must feel like being on hold for two hours."
"Damn girl are you deaf? I said, Damn girl are you deaf?"
"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."
"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"