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Joke of the Day
"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."
Next Joke
"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates : 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"What is the longest rope in the world? Europe"
"5yo: OMG I'M STARVING I NEED TO EAT I'M GONNA DIIIIIEE!! *eats 3 fries* 5yo: Can I be done?"
"It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus. Butt hay, who am I to judge?"
"I went to the Middle East with some marijuana... ... and I got stoned! ###AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^imsosorry"
"Q: What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets? A: An onion."
"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."
"Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund."
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"