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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"

"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"

"Why do failing college girls always screw their professors? Cause they want the D."

"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."

"I said Jesus take the wheel. He said I no have license, amigo."

"The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth"

"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said ""Alright, fatty."""

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."