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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"

"What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole."

"Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse says, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"

"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."

"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."

"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"

"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"

"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"