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Joke of the Day

"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"

"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"

"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"

"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"

"I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode."

"I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon"

"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand."

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"Anagram It told me to nag a ram."