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Joke of the Day

"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."

"What do you call a pair of eyeglasses that questions its surroundings? Skepticles."

"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."

"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."

"My Fairy God-Mother once offered me the choice of a longer penis or a better memory I can't remember what I chose"

"I tried typing ""penis"" as my new password and I got an error message saying it was too short."

"Why does my computer always ask me if I'm ""sure"" about stuff? Yes, I want to delete my hard drive."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"ariana grande looks like she was designed in a lab by japanese perverts"

"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."