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Joke of the Day
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"
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"I saved a girl from getting Raped today ........... i changed my mind."
"Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed"
"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."
"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."
"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ..."
"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"
"I've done it, finally. I invented a pill that makes your farts smell exactly the way your food tasted. Get me the President"
"What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny."