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Joke of the Day

"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"

"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"

"Shit happens ......every morning"

"One time I was really high and attempted to flush my foot down the toilet. There was no Twitter then, so I'm telling you now."

"Reddit servers."

"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"

"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"

"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"