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Joke of the Day

"If ""The Stache"" is ever going to make a real comeback they are going to have to stop posting pictures of pedophiles on the evening news."

"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"

"My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away."

"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"

"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"

"So a ""refugee"" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar..."

"My dad is a magician. He even has a trick that makes him turn invisible. He's been doing it for the last 32 years."

"If you're not cheating on me, then why won't you let me install surveillance cameras in your house."