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Joke of the Day
"So a ""refugee"" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar..."
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"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers? Serpants."
"If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?"
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."
"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""