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Joke of the Day
"I bought an air filtration system on black friday It's already collecting dust in the basement."
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"Do you think Earth makes fun of the other planets... ...because they have no life?"
"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."
"Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride? It was two tired..."
"My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down."
"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"
"What do you get when you scare a tree? Petrified wood."
"What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."
"A first date is probably the best time to show off your wicked hand puppet skills."
"What gas is best dressed at a dinner party? Formaldehyde"