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Joke of the Day
"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"
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"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."
"Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home"
"What's the favorite whiskey of Unidan? Jackdaw Niel's"
"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"
"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA."
"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."