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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a Communist joke? Repeatedly."
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"what do you get if you mix a dachsund with a cocker spaniel/ poodle mix? A cockadockapoo."
"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works."
"cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil"
"How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French? Melon D'OH"
"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"
"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."
"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."
"Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side."