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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."
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"Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet."
"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""
"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"
"Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer."
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky."
"What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'"
"The good news is, it turns out there is literally nothing we can say here that will ruin our chances at a political career."
"[at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*"
"What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies? You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork."