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Joke of the Day
"What does an old lady's pussy taste like? Depends."
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"An Irish elocution lesson Say the following words together quickly: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked."
"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? Your girl has to chew before she swallows."
"Relationship status: LOL"
"Interviewer: we need someone experienced, this job will break you... Worm: (slowly breaks itself in two while maintaining eye contact)"
"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"
"What do Buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? Cottage chi"