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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving? They better hope it's not the Asian."

"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips."

"Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss"

"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""

"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"

"How do you get over a crush you've had since high school? Leave the dungeon door unlocked."

"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"

"So Aaron Hernandez is going to prison... He's going in a tight end, and coming out a wide receiver."

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"

"Some people have difficulties sleeping... but I can do it with my eyes closed."