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Joke of the Day

"A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business."

"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."

"Did you hear about the blond who got hurt while raking leaves? she fell off the tree."

"How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer."

"My wife is like a hurricane... At the beginning there was a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end I lost my house."

"I want my tombstone to read ""Free WiFi"" so people would visit more often"

"What goes 'clippidy clop bang bang clippidy clop'? An Amish drive-by."

"What happens if you put a mirror in a garage? A mirage!"

"Is there a month between April and June? May be"

"What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless."