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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them."
Next Joke
"I had a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal for the first time in a long time last weekend. The roof of my mouth should be healed in a few days."
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*"
"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"
"My dog would not stop digging a hole. so when he died we berried him in the holes he was digging. he was a wired dog he was!!!!!"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"I need to pluck my eyebrows before they cast Eugene Levy to play me in the movie of my life."
"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"
"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"