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Joke of the Day

"Today's no reddit day. Don't reply to this"

"Did you hear about the Irish man who tried to blow up a bus? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe."

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam on eBay'. That was two months ago, and it's not arrived yet."

"""hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"" ""i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"" -- how the worm got its name"

"Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar."

"I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran."

"Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order."

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""