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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers? Go for the juggler"
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"TIL There is only one thing that gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets. A Woman."
"My kid sat on the floor of a public restroom, so I had to throw him away and now I have to make a new one. Parenting is hard, you guys."
"Trump: ""Hows that Mexican mall going?"" ""Mall? We thought you said wall"" Trump: ""No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"""
"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"
"A poem for Valentine's Day Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most."
"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."
"What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !"
"I read that having sex every day for a year could transform your marriage. It worked so well I'm thinking of suggesting it to my wife."
"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."