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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you shop in the UAE? There's nothing Dubai."
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"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."
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"""I always feel so self-conscious when I'm out in public,"" I told my girlfriend. ""Don't worry, you aren't that ugly,"" she sniggered. I said, ""No, but you are."""
"This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis. I only had two options, either give it away... or flea"
"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers? Under his buckin' hat."