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Joke of the Day

"This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis. I only had two options, either give it away... or flea"

"How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."""

"Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate? A small chest with no booty."

"I bet all this shit started because someone told Trump he couldn't be president and Trump said ""hold my beer, watch this"""

"I get scared visiting the ghetto on Google street view."

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman."

"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"

"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"

"*deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree"