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Joke of the Day

"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers? Under his buckin' hat."

"Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!"

"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""

"Whats the technical term for a female to male sex change? An adadictomy"

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."

"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. - Banana, 2017"

"I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla."

"What do you call a sarcastic mountain chain? The Kappalachians."

"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."