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Joke of the Day
"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."
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"she wants the D (director's cut)"
"Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why I'm broke. :("
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"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
"Going to church doesn't necessarily make you a nice person... It does, however, make you sleepy."
"Doctors don't charge for circumcisions, they just take tips."
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