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Joke of the Day

"How do black geese call to white geese? HONKEY! HONKEY!"

"How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to call the media and publicize and one to blame the Democrats on the electric bill."

"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."

"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."

"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."

"Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress."

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? NSFW Nothing! You already told that bitch twice."

"Why can you never trust someone that needs to go to the toilet? Because they're full of shit"