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Joke of the Day
"How do black geese call to white geese? HONKEY! HONKEY!"
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"Just so you know, people who don't give a fuck don't talk about how much they don't give a fuck all the fucking time."
"What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"
"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"How to get a woman: 1) find one who sells cars 2) take a test drive 3) just keep driving She's yours now, plus you have a new car."
"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is on the front page! Final Final Edit: Titty sprinkles"
"Isn't this whole Ashley Madison hack exactly what their users wanted? To get fucked by a third party?"
"Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, ""what kind of therapy is he in?"" because of course I said that"
"A guy runs into a bar at light speed and asks the bartender for whatever's on tap. Thirty seconds later, the bartender asks he wants to drink."