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Joke of the Day
"what idiot named them horses and not zerocorns"
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"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."
"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."
"Don't forget to contemplate the meaning of life while standing in the cycle lane with your car door wide open today."
"You know what my grandpa said to me right before he kicked the bucket? Hey Billy how far do you think I can kick this bucket"
"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""
"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie but there are just too many holes in the plot."
"Congratulations on having your 2nd kid. But aren't you supposed to learn from your past mistakes?"
"Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat? Because they are lazy and have small hands!"
"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"