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Joke of the Day
"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"
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"Everything brightened up when you came into our presence. - Food in my refrigerator."
"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."
"Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them I'll start: What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh!"
"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."
"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"I've been alive for 25 years, only a fraction of a second compared to the age of the universe but still measureable. Unlike your mom."
"What's the difference between a lonely person getting trolled and a wanted sexual offender? Ones a pranked Redditor, the other is a ranked predator."
"What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws while the other is a pause at the end of a clause."